si-doucement-deactivated2023040:

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

I’m back bitches and this is officially an Astarion fan account

fairicade:

I love all the Astarion posts with the “where were you 20 years ago how dare you come to me when I am this” quote but all I can imagine is a human Tav sitting there like

dankmemeuniversity:

hoebutmadefashion:

any man: trust me

me:

kittykatninja321:

I hate a goody two shoes “oh I don’t wanna pirate anything” ok pussy :/

basstual:

SQUID GAME ◯ △ ☆ ☂

dankmemeuniversity:

bentacleshargreeves:

Vanya: [writes a book about her life growing up in the Hargreeves household, revealing how her siblings were massive assholes]

The rest of the Hargreeves children:

charlesoberonn:

kuro–sawa:

pettyartist:

alpha-bread:

5adchan:

very-salty-popcorn:

sinnerbird:

sinnerbird:

sinnerbird:

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

also this thread is open to anyone

A very small boi enters

@alpha-bread

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

A pocket sized boy

iris-best:

mareena:

if you thought bruce wayne was bad about adopting stray kids, imagine when damian “can I keep this cow I found” wayne becomes batman

reporter: mr wayne can you comment on the— *checks notepad* —15 orphans you’ve recently adopted

damian: sure i can

damian: they’re mine

damian: get your own